Sunday, November 21, 2010

Shut Up and Assume the Position!

I’ve never seen so much fear over a little pat down? Give it up, would you rather be pat down by security or get potentially blown up on plane? You decide. I’m not sure what the problem is, maybe it’s the scans? Well if you are some kind of hermaphrodite or an alien. I don’t mean illegal alien either. Other than that what’s the big problem? Conservatives are so petty; they find any little thing to bitch about. You can argue that it’s an invasion of privacy. The airport has been an invasion of privacy forever. After 9-11 the airport has been tight on security. It’s for your best interest there has been a history of problems with airport security. Making it a little tighter will do some good, so seriously shut up!

Sure you may be waiting longer than usual, it won’t kill you. It’s not like 99% of the country isn’t sitting on a cell phone half of the time anyway. Trust me it won’t kill you to call, text, or message someone and bitch. Americans are the main people that waste time in this world. Think about how much time is wasted in traffic, watching mindless crap on TV, or sitting on the internet. Then, you try to figure out where the hell your time went. Well figure it out, we waste time and then bitch about anyone who wastes a minute.

Think about lines at the grocery or department store. If I had a penny for every time I’ve heard a huff and puff while waiting in line I’d be a billionaire twice over. God forbid if there is a person in line ahead of you that has WIC or food stamps. Maybe, there isn’t a price tag and there needs to be a check on it. Then you actually hear moans and groans. It’s really quite sad. Where do you have to be? If you had to be somewhere in a certain amount of time I’m quite sure shopping shouldn’t be your top priority.

So, wasting time is part of being a human. It’s a natural thing and going through security won’t kill you. Although, Glenn Beck would like it to be his answer to this is unbelievable. We all have a right to bare arms, so, bring a gun on the plane with you. This is an actual statement the poor excuse for a human being made. Let’s see the TSA is worried about terrorism, if everyone had a gun there would be more problems. If everyone had a gun people would shoot each other for no reason. Think about gangs, some of these guys will shoot you for your coat or shoes. So, let’s give one to everyone who gets on a plane. Other problem is they serve alcohol on planes. So get people drunk, hand them a gun. Hopefully they’ll no stress in their lives and there isn’t a crying baby on that plane. It’s the most ridiculous suggestion I’ve ever heard not to mention the fact that you will get arrested for doing this.

I am all for the right to bare arms. If you can get a FOID card by all means give that man or woman a gun. I still think there should be more than a background check done in order to obtain one. A psychological test is be a must, law enforcement are put through it, why not your average citizen. Case and point, just recently, last week in fact a man in Wisconsin shot his television with a shotgun. The reason was amusing, but highly psychotic. Putting a hole in your television because someone can’t dance is pure craziness. Lock that crazy SOB away, please. While I agree that none of the Palins have talent unless you consider unintelligent racist sluts being talented. Well maybe they have talent in some ways that I’ll never know. Ask any politician that backed Sarah, maybe she gives good head or she’s made of gold? In any case shooting a television set because you think someone has no talent might be a reason not to bare arms. This crazy guyswife told law enforcement that he’s bipolar. That maybe should have been checked, before he was able to purchase a weapon. Although, I’m not sure if it was registered, in any case it gives cause to question the laws.

Bipolar wasn’t always around, you were either sane or crazy back in the day. Now you can have all sorts of different medical diseases. It’s really a way for the corporations to make more money on prescription drugs. If you know anything about politics you will know that most politicians have stake in this industry. Why do you think Conservatives are fighting Obama on the healthcare plan with such force? Free healthcare means not so much money going into these pockets. How sad, millionaires losing money, makes me want to cry.

To sum this all up, quit your bitching, get in line, take a number. It’s a part of life, you must follow rules. If my four year old can understand it, the right-wings should as well. If you really want to complain about something, why don’t we start with the US Postal Service? We are one of the only countries that have federal evolvement in how our mail is handled. It’s just an example; don’t start getting your panties in a bunch over that too. There are so many things we can complain about in this country, we are far from free and if you don’t understand that yet you never will. If we don't have security look forward to things like this.....


  1. Just for the record, it is my opinion that all these airport screenings really don't make us that much safer. When it comes down to it, the probability of the average citizen falling victim to 'terrorism' is very slim.

    I think another thing to point out is that the conservatives are the group screaming how we should be fearful of terrorism and then turn around and say that our government can't take steps for safety that they want implemented in the first place.

    I guess it's called having your cake and eating it too.


  2. Oh, I do agree. It doesn't make us any safer. It also shows the fear that the terrorists want. What are they expected to do though. They have to make it look good. If you don't rub down a nun every once in awhile you just aren't living! If you really don't want to be rubbed down go through the scanner. That way the TSA agents get a free show. It's a win, win situation. Really though, as politically incorrect as it is why don't they just profile. Normally you buy a ticket in advance. If you have a criminal record maybe you should be searched. Just a thought.

  3. If you want to be a jackass and get on the plane without everyone being checked that makes you fuck up #1